Mister Sandman, bring me a dream.
Make her the cutest that I’ve ever seen.
Give her two lips like roses in clover.
Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over.
It’s ironic how this song, which was most notable in the movie “Back To The Future“, mimics the reality behind the reality TV show called The Devils Ride.
I’m referring to Robert Joseph “Sandman” Johnston, a member of the Laughing Devils MC and one of the more popular characters on the reality TV series. He was arrested for attempted murder after allegedly stabbing a man during a burglary just prior to Christmas.
There is some speculation (HERE) that Mister Sandman wanted to surprise his ex-wife? — SATIRE ALERT — with a belated Christmas gift. After realizing that he’d misplaced the house keys he let himself in and then discovered another man in the bedroom, and became concerned… came to her defense by stabbing the “assailant” three times in the back. The police somehow misunderstood his good intentions.
I’m sure the show producers are salivating over all the possible plot twists for a second season. This is all just another sad chapter of reality TV – salacious, exploitative, celebratory violence, abusive and predatory behavior – not to mention an extraordinarily colorful life of a motorcycle club member. Not only do we have to turn the channel to avoid the “vast wasteland” called The Devils Ride, we have to endure nit wits like Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson, uneducated goofs who are followed around, their every activity plastered on magazines and online, who’ve got nothing to say. They’re not entertainers, and to keep it real there isn’t much reality in reality TV.
And before you fire-up the keyboard to tell me that I don’t get The Devils Ride or am stupid or there is something inferior about me or I’m just not as far out there on the motorcycle outlaw frontier as Sandman is… Keep in mind that The Devils Ride is the creation of the Santa Monica production company Bischoff-Hervey Entertainment and that show producer, Eric Bischoff is the author of the acclaimed memoir Controversy Creates Cash.
There are a number of things I am looking forward to in 2013 and high on that list is that The Devils Ride implodes and gets cancelled.
Previous posts: Laughing At The Laughing Devils; Laffing Devils Are The New World Order; The Laughing Devil Tickle Monster;
Robert Joseph “Sandman” Johnston photo courtesy of Discovery Channel. Melis photo courtesy of Twitter page.
I thought the show was already cancelled.
@twotiretirade – Unfortunately Discovery announced last summer that they renewed the show for a 2nd season. Here is a link:
http://tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/the-devils-ride-season-two-23444/
FUCK SIN MOB! We had that center patch since 2009! Way b4 this fucked off show of retards came out. And have the proof 2 show it. The BANDIDOS in our local area know of our patch b4 these FUCK-TARDS came out. They need 2 get more creative & get their own shit……patch bite n mother fuckers
And who would your club be hhmm can we have a name or is this internet toughness
You ain’t $hit. Probably a frigid housewife. Go back to your soap operas.
Wait til the Fritos Banditos get wind of this!
Dear writer. You couldn’t be more correct in your story. Coming from the real bike world this show and it’s so-called MC are a total joke! My sister would slap that stupid look off Sandman’s face, I watch this show more for laughs, although I get more disgusted every time I watch it. The show in my opinion is all acting,and poor acting at best. Cancel this stupid show
Would somebody please get the “Retard Riders” off the Monday night line up.I swear that show made me mentally less of a person
This show and the drama is B.S.
Wasted my time watching Season2. I have never seen so many “3piece patches” on their ducks without their colors. And to show up to a brawl without colors on AND then Pull a knife because you were laid out? Seriously Princess?
And now someone is on here throwing Bandido’s name around for L.D. credibility.
As for S.M ….where the F’ were the rest of you while W.B got in Diesels face at kick off? Nobody should be getting close to another ‘brother’ that way. All i saw was 3 other patches standing there watching WB get on Diesel. Switch to caffeinated and wake up.
They only have 2 other members
Fuckin posers a real 1% club would rape these bitches and wipe their dicks on grandmas drapes.
Hi dicktard Brett, never has any one claimed they were a 1% club! You can’t seem to get that thru your one brain cell. P.S. wash your grandmas drapes loser.
Uhhh…. episode 5, “prospect/new patch” rob talks about the 1 percenter lifestyle. Maybe you should go wash Your grandma’s drapes, loser.
So “real” 1%’s rape other men? Is that you snubs?
I just watched the episode where they supposedly get into a fight in the alley. It’s either staged or these are the biggest pussies. Not one of them threw a punch. Also that was a fake cop that pulled up. Those cops woulda been out of their car guns drawn. I’m sure these guys really ride but it has to be embarrassing when they run into a real MC
Agreed. That is what I was talking about…it seemed unreal that something as intense as pulling a club’s colors would result in some back alley push and shove-with a camera crew. I work in Los Angeles on film crews when I can. I know that you need a permit to film on public property. You are also required to lease LEO to block streets to film. A Mandatory, no exceptions rule made by the state of Cali. They supposedly went to “one of the worse neighborhoods” to talk to each other in an alley way? I know plenty of-real bad areas in Dego. I also know many “nice, quiet-private-no police response-unless one of you are an undercover LEO-locations” perfect for conducting business meetings. None of them are alley ways. Anyone who’s grown up in Dego knows where to go to scrap.
And if MY brothers stood there while i took on two dudes, like diesel was doing at the start, I would be one pissed off beast.
This whole show smells of entrapment for the west coast area MCs. Things are too convenient if you think about it.
LDMC goes on air touting they are the most respected MC in Dego. Um, Nope. They started in 2008. Nobody did squat to them because; A) It was believed they were an LEO Club(law enforcement for those who don’t know). B) They were nothing but a puppet club. C) They stayed out of everyone else’s way, so nobody gave a rats @$$ about them. I have had the opportunity to experience the workings of an undercover sting. I had the benefit of experiencing the legal proceedings that followed the long investigation against me. Then. I had a wonderful thing called “Discovery of Evidence”. A detailed novel of whats and who’s involved and how they did it. That, toppled with a lengthy period of hinsdight mixed with other “Residents” sharing their stories about how they got where i was. I now have a greater understanding about the “big picture”. Everybody is after the bigger fish. That is the big picture. Every little fish has a big fish. That big fish has a bigger fish who can lead to the biggest fish. LEO is fishing.
Here’s what i see: Lots of Big fish names dropped on this TV show to establish credibility. The founder gets the show rolling. Appoints “B” as next P, then retires. Goes out to start a new club because he didn’t like the direction LDMC was going? Starts a war. Then the founder “G”, conveniently gets out bad for being a chester. He is now somewhere safe and forgotten. Billy is out. Safe. New Patches start coming into the scene. More UI???(undercover informants- again to those who don’t know). Lots of drama to deflect players being moved into positions.
A lot of publicity to appear to be bad boys in the MC community right? But where are the RICCO acts being thrown at them? Why isn’t the oppressive FED hand not come down to squash the glorification of what the FEDS consider “Domestic Terrorism”?
Fast forward: A local Southern Cali (real) MC gets into a real scuffle with a LDMC. Guess who is being indicted??? Not the LDMC.
Beefs made public. Club business made public. MC protocol made public (aside from what info you can google). No club in their right mind would want to do something like that. No amount of money would make a club want to be made out to be the poster children of chrome retardation. So who would want a spotlight like that? LEOs on Ducks. That’s who.
So my advice to anyone on two wheels. No matter how much it may be tempting to want to collect a mint condition cut with a smiling Devil on it. No matter how much you, your Brothers…even your neighbor’s Grandma want to do some free dentistry work on a LD or SM. DON’T do it! Because I don’t think you are going to win the legal fight that will follow.
Grandma-digger, you’re right about this show being fake shit. Where you’re pathetic is where you whine about how you’d get your silk panties in a wad if some mean guy hurt your feelings and your boyfriends didn’t rush to save you. It’s quite obvious you were stupid, got arrested, went to prison and were repeatedly raped and forced to perform unspeakable acts on guys who weren’t bitches like you, and now you need protection so you won’t have to gargle balls in the real world (except by choice).
It’s pussies like you that make all this motorcycle gang silliness necessary. Enjoy riding your Honda “chopper” and quit being such a drama queen. Maybe some day you’ll get a bike without training wheels. Wimp.
Now go tell your big, bad “brothers” to come beat me up. Just make sure they follow all the rules that such a “freedom-loving” lifestyle requires. Wouldn’t want them breaking 1%er “protocol”.
Who in the hell would have a p#ssy like snubs in their club
This show is a joke and scripted. This clown who calls himself “White Boi” paroled from the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility from a protective custody yard or to be politically correct a “Sensitive Needs Yard” (SNY). These yards consists of rats, snitches and child molesters. He was in protective custody over a drug debt and had to rat his way into SNY status. On the first episode of season 2 they show “White Boi” being released from the staff entrance of the state prison. Inmates never parole from this location. They show these posers greeting him outside the prison as he is being released by the staff entrance. The producers begged the Warden to allow them to film at this location for a fictional tv show. The Warden is in hot water for allowing the filming of these clowns on state grounds with their cuts on. This is a big “No, No” and a major breach of security. He will more than likely lose his job over this. They did five takes before security staff instructed them to leave.
He gets out…greeted by his “brothers”, who thankfully brought his bike…but they didn’t bring his cut??? My cut would be the first thing to touch my newly freed skin. Next’s my leather seat. Then a chick.
The pussies didn’t have his cut because it hadn’t been made yet. LDMC= Licking Dicks Mostly Cunts.
I’d go for the chick first. All this motorcycle gang “brotherhood” is just homoerotic bullshit for pussies who can’t stand on their own. And tough street names, like “Gravedigger” and “Fistboi” and “Rockem” and “Sockem” and “Cornhole ’em” and “Suckem” are such obvious ways of overcompensating for shortcomings as men. The show is about losers, for losers. It’s an obviously fake portrayal of a pathetic bunch of dipshits.
I call bullshit that the Cop would have been out of the car with his gun… He waited for back up.. The odds where against the Cop… You can talk all the shit you want but talk shit about the truth!!!
i’m no biker. But been in prison. And you can tell street from poser after a while. And i think it was the supposed, back alley brawl that put major doubt in my mind. What are in middle school again now, pushing and shoving?? Yeah, no punches, whatever. And what real MC would allow there actions to be filmed, cause if he’s the real deal, he isn’t gonna being pulling any punches. All i’ve seen so far is knives and baseball bats. Really??
Don’t want to scare the audience off!
This isn’t the only supposed Reality show thats scripted, i’ve notice a couple of others that are just too obvious now.
Can’t wait for the next Wild Ride, get to watch the new patch in Sin Mob get his LD tattoo blow torched off. And we get too watch.
I may watch to laugh from now on..
I hate to tell you this boys….You can’t make a 3 piece patch out of a 2 piece patch with out getting sanctioned by the Hells Angels! This show is a joke!
so season 2 starts,, and not one word about what happened to “GYPSIE” who started the “sin mob”. nothing like leaving eveyone hanging for this night soap opera
They were founded in 2006? Facts, facts…. These guys are a bunch of wannabe pussies and they would Never make it in the south. They are a slurp and burp club who kiss the asses of real bikers, in other words they are patch whores…. Bring your punk ass circus down south and watch the fun begin. Punks!!!!!!
Luv the comment..lets see these hollywood wanna be”s come down south and see how a real bike club is…i bet then they reAlly run home to there women all the way back to there mama”s…hehe
im no biker but have common sense enough to know that bike clubs are not going to let a camera roll and film them!!! i live in memphis tn and the outlaws i think have had a clubhouse with a rebel flag and pit bulls and dogs chained outside of the fenced in clubhouse!!! there is no grass just dirt!!!! no cameras,seem to keep low key been there at least 30 years!!! i think it was raided one time!! i just know from this that it is all hollywood!!!
This show is so fake it makes me sad that they think they can fool viewers into believing its a reality.
Mac, don’t give these losers two more words free press. Their 15 minute is long freakin past.
All biker MC’s are gay. Just a bunch of pussy’s that only act tough when their gang is around.
Yup, William, you’re so right. ANYONE who feels he has to join a gang, be it Bloods, Crips, Al Qaeda, MS-13, Sur 13, the Vagos, the Hells Angles, the Frito Bandidos….whatever, is a pussy and a loser who can’t stand up for himself. Get enough insecure fucktards together and they convince each other they’re not just punching bags for real men. Then they begin to think they really are tough guys.
Though the Laffing Devil “Sandman” is a fictitious character, he is a perfect example of a pimple-dick half-man who can’t hold a job or a relationship with a woman (even that thing with the surgically-altered fright mask who plays his wife). And he can’t be depended on by others because he acts erratically and immaturely. That blubbery, out-of-shape dickhead couldn’t punch his way out of an old folks home.
The show is great. It should not be cancelled. If u dont like it dont wacht it. I pray that I get lucky someday and get to be a old lady to a biker that belongs to a biker gang. I am just lucky to have a great grandpa that knew 2 real bad biker gangs and thanks to them I am still alive. So u dont like it well then just shit on it and bite ur tounge. If I get taken out for postin this well then I guess I do. But back off them cause they r just livin their lives like they want to. They have that right. I like the laughing devils.
I bet you’re a real hottie! You’re obvioulsy illiterate but a stone cold phox, I bet! Hey, I’m a tough guy in a real live biker gang just like your great grandpa knew. Want to hold my nads for me?
you can be my ol’ lady Phox, i just bought a “sons of anarchy” vest from FX networks website, came in yesterday afternoon! woohoo! came with a 25% coupon off my next purchase, im thinking?… of using it to buy a 1% patch
I figure i can have my dry cleaner iron it on my vest after i get back from picking up my prius at the dealer from my scheduled oil change. what? its part of purchase warranty requirement, anyways we can stop off at starbucks before going to my place and pick up a couple of latte’s then i can go balls deep into you after i finish my madelenes.
i know a few bikers, been to there clubs no cameras unless it was family and public orientied, i was mystified at some of the stuff they have shown the ones i know wouldn’t admit to any thing let alone let you film it especially retaliation !!!
March 11th Episode–White Boi commits a felony by assaulting (with Billy) the Sin Mob prospect in front of Sin Mob’s Clubhouse. Are they serious? What parolee is going to commit a felony on national television for all the country and his parole officer to see. SCRIPTED LOAD of HS.
And remember, the tough guy producer and theme song writer is the ferocious older brother on the 80’s sitcom “The Wonder Years” Jason Hervey. Ooooh, he’s so tough. You can tell, cause his real life best friend is the vicious Scott Baio, also known as “Chachi” on the 70’s sitcom “Happy Days”. These are a couple of real neck breakin’ hell raisers. Former Hell’s Angels” I think.
Who would win a street fight Red Devils VS the Kardasian girls winner goes winner of Sin Mob VS the Hiltons Good Gawd that is BAD acting
Sandman is the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen on TV come to Canada bitch I’m a independant rider Gracie trained put 10 grand up for a fight and I will knock your pussy bullshit ass out laughing devils is a good name cause your a fucking joke go play with your wrestling producer you give real bikers a bad name pussy pussy bitch you would not last 2 seconds in a cage with me bitch I’ve seen you fight
Sandman is a punk and a disgrace to the MC community, He always starts sh*t and then whines and cries when anyone retaliates. If he was such a bad ass, as he expresses, why was he the first to pull a blade in the first altercation with Sin Mob? The Devils need to give it up and go one somewhere, and Sandman needs to treat his lady with a bit more respect, He cares about one thing, Himself and nothing else. He has no love for his woman, or his club, and his actions continue to prove this.
Laughing devils are just a bunch of thieves.Shaking down that drug dealer and robbing him of a thousand dollars.Leave that shit to the police to handle.To do that and let themselves be on camera committing a felony.Have a nice vacation behind bars you whimpering devils.
OMFG..start acting like a club..instead of a bunch of grown men playing with each other johnsons..im a former city.girl gone country..and i have a bigger set (of balls)..and more loyelity then u so called biker club..u should have called then club dripping pussys…laughing my fking ass off..and all punt intended…hehe
Omg…did they just throw out semper fi comments…they need to be worried about bigger problems (like were we as nation are heading)..with are armed forces being cut..and are right to bear arms to protect are selves…and the goverment taking over are healthcare and taking over more then half are a pay checks for gas and food..(when most of are nation leave paycheck to paycheck)..and there commenting crimes on national t.v…and u guys (fellow brothers in arms)are fighting over colers…guess what peeps the same man created both of you (even thou he needs to go to prison and get a$$ed fked)..grow up and be real men..stand up for ur country and ur women&family and respect for ur brothers of colers…hehe..
And snubs once a rat always a rat…u just showed u would rat on anyone if it would save ur own ass…do u need any peanut butter..hehe RAT…
Im no biker but am from dago…first ..why does the HA allow the socalled bikers to fly there patch on the 67 and lakeside?…and the mongols allow the clowna to ride all over southeast and southbay… ha and mongols own san diego…i know that ..and im not even a biker.
what happened to the undercover cop that joined the club during season 1
He quickly realized what a bunch of worthless and harmless dipshits the Limping Dildos were and decided he was wasting his time. Their so-called “war” with the Sissy Mob is nothing more than a literal slap-fight (can any of these dainty flowers even make a fist, let alone throw a punch?) between two groups of pussies with nothing better to do than worry about who else is wearing the same color dress to the biker gang prom.
THis show is so blatantly fake. Look at their leather gear: it’s all brand new and obviously made by the same sponsor. Their clothing: again, all brand new and clean, which is NOT how real bikers look and smell. And they’re all so color coordinated with their accessories! The show’s costumer is most definitely a chick. Not only do some of these assclowns wear short pants (are they still in kindergarten?) and tennis shoes (stomp on their feet and mess up their pedicures, that’ll end this tragic war before millions of innocent lives are lost), but what real biker wears a full-face helmet? Or even one that’s DOT approved? Real bikers wear fake plastic lids that provide the same protection as a cereal bowl out of protest for oppressive helmet laws. And what do these idiots do for money, other than cash their Discovery Channel paychecks? Most bikers have a day job of some kind. I guess pudgy Rockem, the guy with the roly-poly body and pig snout, is the only enterprising capitalist, with the economic nerve center of the Sissy Mob located in a crumbling mobile home that one can smell through the TV. His business hauling black dufflebags in an open pickup truck bed seems to be financing the weapons of mass destruction that he plans to use to “destroy” the Dildos.
This shit is hilarious. I hope they never cancel it. Griz, with his proven ability to grow hair, is only a season or two away from a wheelchair. I can’t wait to see the custom wheels he’ll roll up in at the next showdown “rumble” the show’s half-witted, laughable producers stage to show how dangerous these two groups of overfed, estrogen-pumping badasses are. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Holly shit haha dude you crack me up. The only thing funnier that ur comments is the bad as fights on the show. It almost makes me go get my cc out and buy me some laughing devil thongs and matching d-bag holder. nice.
this show cracks me up !! Omg being a ex old lady and watching this shit just makes me laugh .. Sandman or what ever is like a huge joke .. Snubz is a snitch lol it’s never ending bitches who just sit around piss and moan lol.. to me they look and sound like a bunch of cry babies .. I truly hope for their sake the club is not real and that there not really this much of a pansies .. Ha !
Your all a bunch of pussies for even entertaining that bullshit!
So outta fun …I know where gypsie is…he’s out bounty hunting being a fuqqqqqin COP ….buncha dorksim by no means a bad nor do I claim to be but damn I know enough not to be filming me. these guys don’t get dirty. these guys have to have there picture taken from some police academy. It’s not like they can be undercover with there mugs posted on cable tv
Love Sandman, really does he have to do every thing.
Born and raised in DAGO, it’s all about the 81. Definitely a Chessedick show, but good for a few laughs
Wait are you tying to tell me that this SHOW is fake! I bet the next thing you are going to tell me Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny are also not real.
The problem with reality TV is there is nothing real about it. Laffing Devils are a made-for-TV motorcycle club, put together by the producers of the show. Most of what is portrayed about them is made up, including their backstories, and all of the interaction between characters is staged. Now that they’ve laid down their cuts, they can retire from TV and go back to their jobs as insurance salesmen, bartenders, plumbers and delivery drivers, etc.
Sandman we have everything in common. Truth is you are the only True member capable of being the Prez of ur club. No doubt. Bro trust get in touch w me I would love too talk my brotha.
Real Concrete Fighter,
Much love bro David “HULK” Nazworth
215-486-7029
Sandman it’s David Nazworth. Gave you the wrong number it’s 215-485-7029
Hit me up n let’s talk shop homie.
U r above those cats n u know it.