
Plan to have a good time watching the 2-minute daylight-to-twilight event (around 10:15 am), but just don’t travel anywhere by motorcycle for 5-days!
Huh? How did we get to this place?
The “once-in-a-lifetime” excitement and buzz surrounding the eclipse is now at Defcon 1 with less than seven days before the interstellar event. For months people have been on an obsessive pursuit of the perfect photo location. Get outside advertisements and turn your Oregon journey into a legacy have been everywhere, Eclipse 101 brochures, guide pamphlets, and preparedness articles are in overdrive across all forms of media.
But, there is this bazaar pre-cog of an impending apocalyptic doom that is permeating the eclipse narrative given that hundreds of thousand of people and their vehicles — perhaps millions — will converge on the already severely overcrowded highways.
Can you spell Oregon anxiety and fear?
Media ratings often drive the “never miss an opportunity to drum up catastrophic hysteria:” Did you set up a generator ‘war room’ in your basement in case of a state-wide breakdown of electricity and communication? Did you rent a satellite phone to update your social media channels from Steens Mountain? Does your family have an evacuation route and disaster preparedness plan? Did you stock up on SPAM and water? Do you have a full tank of gas? Did you buy extra coolant and oil for the engine? Do you have jumper cables? Did you purchase a spare tire for your spare tire in case it goes flat? Did you drain your checking account and now walking around with thousands of dollars in your wallet? Do you have paper maps in case the cell phone grid goes down? Did you take a first aid course? Do you have a roll of duct tape? Did you buy a package of souvenir: “The Path Of Totality” toilet paper?
Seems silly, but maybe the media should ask us if we remembered to breath?
Is the sky truly falling or is the daily drum beat of “chicken little” prudent preparedness?
I don’t think we want the celestial spectacle any darker and will know soon enough. Though we might make fun of them a little, looking back, we may also sympathize, but after a long season of eclipse anxiety and survival doomsaying, condensed with all the scientific history, phony viewing glasses and hype — we should all be so lucky as to have yet another boring Monday on August 21st.
TIME photo modified by author with original courtesy of TIME. TEAM Oregon photo courtesy of web site.